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Just decided to put these up for some reason .
Difference bet a real and a screwed up friend
=)
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders
soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend
comes early to help you cook and clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A
real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
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